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This is a survey to help determine if you're addicted to IRC. The results of this survey are of course strictly confidential. ;)

1. Your Nick:

2. Email Address:

3. Sex:

4. Age:

5. Do you think you are addicted to IRC?:

6. I get Excited when:

7. Do you refer to yourself in Real Life as your nick:

8. Why Do you 'Play' on IRC?:

9. I was on IRC Today for:

10. In Real Life I often say this phrase:

11. Its Vacation Time, Where would you go?:

12. Check all that apply to you: (Be Honest)
Have you ever wondered if there is a #mIRC-anon?
Have You Ever Wondered if your child was 'Lagged'?
Have you offered the babysitter OPS *IF* go out for the night?
Did you get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's?
Have you joined #hispanola "just to work on my Spanish"?
Have you ever devoted a weekend to "working on your popups"?
Do you have to scroll through your popup menu?
Do you have over 2 megs of .wav files on your mirc directory?
Do you have a KeyChain with your Nick on it?
Have you ever been lagged so bad that you've switched servers so much you can see your nicks on the channel list 3 times?
Have you ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face?
Have you ever tried to put your children in /ignore mode!
Do you Change your Quit/Part Message Daily?
Do you have more than 3 private MSG windows going simultaneously?
Have you ever logged on, and recieved at least 10 msg's before you join a channel?
Are You on a IRC Mailing List?
Do you often use smiles and frowns in your email?
Have you lost the ability to type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete senteces...
Have you ever gone to one of those form-submit web page 'chats' just to say "you loosers don't even know what irc is, do you? Huh!? DO YOU!?!"
Do you keep begging your friend's to get an internet account so "we can hang out?"
Do You have a Private channel for Yourself to Relax in?
Have you ever dreamed You where typing away on IRC?
Do You have More than 4 Nicks Registered?
Have you ever refered to rush hour traffic as LAGGED?
Have you ever suggested to your company to hold its meetings on IRC so "The boss can put +m on"?
Have you ever stayed Home to Play on IRC instead of going out with real people?
Do You have a special Romance on IRC?
Hav you ever tried to get 'lucky' with a BOT?
Have you ever called out someone else's nick while making love to your "RL" mate?
Have you ever wanted to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer?
Are you a heterosexual male, but one time you used a feminine nick "just to mess with the horny net geeks?"
Do you find yourself involved in channel politics on irc?
Do you Have an IRC Website? Or Links to IRC on your website?
Does your local Provider call YOU for Tech support?

I am Laughing My toosh off at this survey!!
This survey is stupid! (just found out I am addicted!)
I Just love checking these cool buttons... :)
I would Like a copy of this Survey Emailed back to me

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